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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a make-believe country for wizards? A magi nation"
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"The first of Jay-Z's 99 problems is the obsessive compulsive disorder that requires him to know his precise number of problems at all times."
"I pulled a hamstring and a pig fell from the ceiling and gave me a hug"
"If you're American when you enter the bathroom and American when you exit the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? European"
"Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show? Because she nailed that Solo."
"What's the worse quality of a hermit crab? They're too shell-fish!"
"I don't need a hot tub, I prefer for a mildly attractive tub with a great sense of humor and a good job."
"What is a 6.9? A great thing, ruined by a period"
"What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has NO EL."
"What has a bottom at the top? Your legs."