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Joke of the Day

"Louise Jokes (my own jokes towards to my friend louise) ENJOY THESE LOUISE JOKES AND ALSO IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ANY OF THEM ILL REPLY TO SOME OF THEM THAT I MADE AND ILL EXPLAIN THE JOKE"

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably one, but I can easily pay two to get the job done together at the same price I'd pay any other repair man."

"*touches a turtel* *dies* *touches a plant* *dies* wow mario are u allergic to evreything or wat"

"OH AND JUST FYI.... THE BAGS UNDER MY EYES ARE LOUIS VUITTON"

"it's cool when my one dog shits the other one has to go and inspect it like ""just as i suspected guys. it's shit."""

"How does Google celebrate its birthday? With a search party."

"Boy, ISIS are going to be pissed when they find out New Atheists talk about God more than them."

"I think my optometrist is in love with me. Every time I leave his office he hands me a bottle of contact solution and says ""Eye care for you"""

"Punctuation is the difference between ""Love trumps hate""... and ""Love Trump's hate."""

"*hires sky writer to propose to psychic girlfriend* WILL YOU MARRY ME *2nd planes flies by 5 seconds later* HELL NO"