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Joke of the Day

"it's cool when my one dog shits the other one has to go and inspect it like ""just as i suspected guys. it's shit."""

"My friend said they didn't want to die abroad... But I thought they already were one?"

"Sometimes, the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is an idiot."

"What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling? Gee, I'm a tree."

"Went to a ginger convention today There wasn't a soul there."

"Someone please tell my mother she won't get a free iPod by clicking the links. She's convinced I just don't want to show her how to use it."

"Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster? So we can think about a solution in silence"

"What moisturiser do bullfighters use? Olay."

"Jesus saves... ...everyone else takes full damage."

"You know what they say about a guy with... big hands and big feet? 2 out of 3"