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Joke of the Day

"How do you kill a one legged Fox? Make him run across Canada"

"To make it safer to use the mobile phone when I'm driving, I've deleted all my German male contacts. I now completely Hans free."

"What's the Difference Between Roast Beef and Pea Soup? Anyone can roast beef."

"What do you tell a nazi with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told Richard Spencer twice!"

"I want to start a customizable shoe store in Canada I'm gonna call it ""It's All About You"""

"Do you know how to plant tulips? Yes, then how about planting tu-lips on this"

"Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock."

"I Just Opened An Abortion Clinic.. No fetus can defeat us"

"If I opened a strip club I would have the girls wear BBQ scented perfumes. So when guys came home they could say they were at a Steak House."

"How do you throw a space party? You planet!"