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Joke of the Day
"Why is Phoenix such a great lawyer? Because he's ""Wright"" all the time."
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"What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles and get to the point."
"I think the Netherlands should have a duke rather than a king... [x-post from r/puns] ""The Dutchy of the Netherlands"" has a nice ring to it."
"I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus That's how I lost my job as a bus driver."
"You guys remember back before Google when we would just sit around and wonder about shit ....?"
"Finally saw ""The Price Is Right"" with the new host. Maybe it's the glasses, but Drew Barrymore looks really different."
"If you're attacking a paraplegic convention... Are you harming unarmed citizens?"
"(fully aware that i am always more tired after a nap than i was before) this time will be different"
"How many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."
"A man tells a joke with no punchline"