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Joke of the Day
"What is Fetty Wap's favorite time? 5:38 PM."
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"Half the time, I don't know if I'm in /r/jokes or /r/shower thoughts."
"Friend: Dow dropped 45 points yesterday. Me: I don't follow basketball."
"I bet Sherlock Holmes rocked the shit out of elementary school."
"There are 10 types of people in the world... ... those who understand binary and those who don't."
"Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster? So we can think about a solution in silence"
"-You think I'd make a bad Private Eye 'cause I can't read body language? I will prove you wrong! -Sir, you're talking to the murder victim"
"Nothing rhymes with Trump Wait. I meant nothing rhymes with orange"
"why are Asians so smart? because they get alot of brain"
"What do you call a noodle that likes Reggae? A Pastafarian."