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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut? He didn't understand the gravity of the situation."

"If liquor stores ask for ID to prove you're old enough to drink, Forever 21 should ask for ID to prove you're young enough for those shorts."

"Girls are a lot like universities... I spend hours looking at them, only to realise I can't get into any of them."

"Q: What do you call Robin Hood's mother? A: Mother Hood."

"My friend said I'm racist. But I'm not racist, I have one black friend."

"My wife sent me to the store to buy shampoo, conditioner, lotion and condoms. I'm pretty sure the cashier thinks I'm making a girlfriend."

"how to comfort a grammar Nazi: Pat their shoulder and say, ""Their, They're, There."""

"What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them. (Works better in spoken format, I know)"

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer! I don't know what he laced them with, *but I have been tripping all day*."

"What is the main difference between real numbers and women? Real numbers having period are rational."