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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference... Between a hormone and and enzyme? You cant hear an enzyme."
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"My cousins baby child keeps pointing at me and saying 'cat'"
"A Buddhist buys a hotdog and gives the vendor a $20 bill.. He takes a bite and then says ""wheres my change?"" The vendor replies ""change only comes from within"""
"I want to share this great joke about time But I'm not sure how to tell it."
"*Detective stands over murder victim* This looks like a case of... *Takes off sunglasses* *Removes contacts* *Brushes teeth* *Goes to bed*"
"what the cell say to its sister cell when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis"
"What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk... budumdum tssssss"
"I like to cover my tracks by ending all my Google searches with the word ""hypothetically"""
"How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function? He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck."
"I forgive and forget, because I have a good heart, and a terrible memory."