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Joke of the Day
"I want to share this great joke about time But I'm not sure how to tell it."
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"What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring? Sinkhole de Mayo"
"I spent 20 years traversing across the globe searching for the best mustache... ... Until I realized the best mustache was right under my nose the whole time"
"if at the end of every year you find yourself posting on social media how ""this year sucked,"" it's time to examine the common denominator"
"The other night I had a dream I was being wanked off by a Ghost. I was scared stiff."
"Just finished a puzzle in only two weeks! I'm pretty proud of myself, because the box said 3-5 years."
"Two pretzels were walking down the street... And one was a-salted."
"Why was Kermit chased by nazis as a kid? He was a Tad-Pole"
"Why is apple afraid of microsoft? because 7 8 10"
"Saying ""excape ""makes me wanna stab you in the ""exophagus""."