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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between LIGHT and HARD? You can sleep with a light on."

"What's a slut's favorite color? Whorange"

"What's the top selling book of all time in Korea? 101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"

"Did you hear about the steak that was knighted by the queen? Sir Loin."

"I'm not sure how messed up this is. What did Bill Cosby say when he was asked about the child abuse claims? Kids say the darnedest things."

"Did U hear they're remaking 'Dirty Dancing' & Miley Cyrus is gonna play the abortion."

"Why did the book critic give The Road a bad review? Too many plot holes."

"Why did Hitler always win foot races? He was the fascist one."

"The holidays are coming. If you do NOT want snakes please send me a notarized letter asking for NO SNAKES. Otherwise you are getting snakes."

"Q: Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator? A: He didn't want to see the salad dressing."