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Joke of the Day

"An Irish Joke, that I did not initially get. I am Irish as well... How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None"

"I just found out a distant relative of mine has eaten three people. It's a lot to digest..."

"The golf joke What's the best part about golf? It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail."

"I went SCUBA-diving and my equipment malfunctioned. I was so mad... ... it literally made my blood boil."

"""The quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach."" - The worst surgeon in the world"

"My son was twice as hungry as me. So I only ate a one Na fish sandwich."

"When you go in the other room I ask your dog what you look like naked."

"How do Ghosts get Drunk? Booze."

"It's like Batman didn't even care about crime in the cities surrounding Gotham."

"Grapes are so predictable at poker Eventually, they all end up raisin"