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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma so stupid She went into a round room and tried to take a shit in the corner."
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"My dream woman has a special combination of inner and outer beauty and is, most importantly, too naive to know she's way out of my league."
"You can never trust an atom... they make up everything."
"Dumb joke I thought of while bored at work. Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict? You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines."
"And God said to John, come forth and you shall be granted eternal life.. .. but John came fifth and won a toaster"
"Say what you will about the Russian Olympic Team... ...I think they're pretty dope"
"God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth. Then God made the earth round.....and he laughed and laughed and laughed."
"They should make a Conservative Insurance to counter Progressive, they'll never fix anything and tell you to let Jesus take the wheel."
"Just hit a racist with my car. Probably a racist. I feel like he was. Statistically, very likely. Oh so you think there's no racism problem?"
"I leant my Ferrari to my friend Carlos and never got it back."