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Joke of the Day

"Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ? Because she'd never be able to learn the language"

"You know what's grosser than gross? Running through a field of dead babies and getting your toe stuck in an eye socket."

"Your inspirational tweet inspired me to block you."

"When ""Tickle Me Elmo"" was a big deal, there had to be a quality assurance department... Imagine, a whole group of people whose job was to test tickles."

"What is a red haired persons favorite alcohol? Ginger Ale"

"How does a crazy person walk through the forest? He takes the psychopath."

"What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Do you lava me like I lava you?"

"I would tell you a pedophile joke, but it has some minor issues."

"How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit? They'll tell you."

"What is the difference between British beer and a pussy? The pussy only tastes like piss at the start."