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Joke of the Day

"Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ? Because she'd never be able to learn the language"

"I was going to make a joke about the Malaysian Airlines.. But I lost it."

"What's the point of making a whistle only rapists can hear?"

"My girlfriend and I are very different but we share the same body. *Love you Rosy P.*"

"I was looking for a subtle way to describe my penis... ...and then I went to /r/minimalism..."

"Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator"

"Van Gogh's girlfriend: Oh my love! Why did you cut off your ear?! Van Gogh: pardon?"

"What is the height of slime? A jellyfish having a wank in a bowl of snot."

"Freaky Friday 2: The mom and daughter switch bodies again The mom doesn't go back She keeps stealing children's bodies She lives forever"

"What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket? Hey, I think he moved."