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Joke of the Day
"How does a crazy person walk through the forest? He takes the psychopath."
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"Morbid Humor What did one casket say to the other casket? Was that you coffin?"
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"person is typing person is typing person is typing person is typing person is typing person is typing person is typing person: hi"
"If I set a cheese trap, I'd probably fall for it before the mouse."
"I'll be serving Eggs Benedict on hubcaps for Christmas breakfast. Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."
"What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold? Iron Pirate"