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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race? ""The track is alright."""
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"If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes."
"My girlfriend went to the dentist for a cavity. It's odd since she spends so much time in the bathroom with her electric toothbrush."
"A man walks into a bar And goes right through it because hes a t1000"
"[nsfw] the ultimate trifecta of dirty joke so, i was going down on my grandma, and i started to taste donkey semen, i looked up at my dear sweet grandma and said, "" jeez, grandma thats how you died?"""
"*petting a dog* So how long have you been blind, officer? *gets arrested*"
"Don't get a Jamaican hairdo... I did and I have been dreading it ever since."
"How can the blind not see... Get rid of the Jews if he can't see what color their eyes are?"
"Dad: HEY come here, did you go to school with this guy on tv? Me: Dad, that's Spongebob Squarepants Dad: Must've been in your sister's class"
"What do you do if you start seeing a little glowing green man Walk across the street"