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Joke of the Day
"*something awful happens* *checks if Mercury is in retrograde*"
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"I don't see what people get from... Dark humor!"
"Would you like to hear a joke about ghosts? That's the spirit!"
"Miley Cyrus That's the whole joke. though if you want you should google Miley Cyrus--the main picture above her description... wtf"
"Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania? Dracula's dentist."
"Did you know that if everyone in the U.S. donated just one pint of blood, we could pour it over the Statue of Liberty and be hella cool?"
"What did the customer ask the prostitute when they got to the hotel? Do you come here often?"
"I was going to try and convert my friend to nihilism. But I decided it would be pointless."
"How many 'sah dudes does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it's already lit."
"That awkward moment when you run into your old pizza guy and you're with your new much younger pizza guy."