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Joke of the Day

"Why is there no such thing as a great golfer? The best ones are consistently sub-par."

"The first time I made love to Kate I thought of my late wife, Susan. I thought, this'll teach her to be late"

"When my mom first saw my Facebook she was offended it said I was ""interested in men"" I think because she thought that was a list of hobbies"

"My jokes are like my women.. I don't have any"

"He told her that trees blossom in her presence. What he meant was that she scares the sap back up into them."

"What is the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest? A pimple doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13. This joke is all in good fun, sorry if anyone happens to be offended!"

"What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill? Rick O'Shay."

"I can't believe other countries are allowed to celebrate the New Year before America. Some superpower we turned out to be."

"Q: Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license? A: ""Oh it's not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That's disgusting!"""

"What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeno business."