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Joke of the Day

"Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike? Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man."

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"I took one of those online IQ tests ... And got a 404. I'm a super genius!"
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"New Band I recently started a new band: We have to play every song in a certain order and we all have to be symmetrical on stage. We're called OC/DC."
"""Bitches always be conforming to unhealthy standards set and perpetuated by the media."" - socially conscious rapper"
"My neighborhood barber just went to jail for dealing drugs... I never knew he was a barber.."
"You know you're getting old when A fart throws out your back"
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"That's one healthy flower bed you've got blooming in your backyard. How many bodies do you have buried there? -My attempts at small talk."