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Joke of the Day

"A blind man stands in a store whirling a dog around his head with the leash. A saleswoman asks ""May I help you, sir?"" ""Nah, just looking around."""

"LIBERAL PARENTS REFUSE TO GIVE NAUGHTY TEEN COAL: ""fossils fuels cause global warming"" ""billy woke up to solar panels in his stocking"""

"Did you hear about the pirate who wanted to cut hair for a living? He moved to the barbery coast."

"In an effort to improve customer service, Best Buy will now punch each customer in the face as they walk through the door."

"What do you call a Mexican with bullet wounds? Spicoli"

"I poured root beer into a square glass... Now I just have beer."

"Last night, I poked a woman in the eye with my penis She's gone a bit cockeyed since."

"A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist: ""I'd like to become the next President of the United States."" The receptionist: ""What are you an idiot?"" Redneck: ""Why is it required?"""

"Have you heard the one about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old."

"What did the bad shock tell the good shock? I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world."