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"Need help with your math homework? Visit mcdonalds.com/careers"
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"This kid at the Bar just told me Nickelback is a better band than Metallica.... Long story short....Send bail money..."
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"The worst thing about censorship is ??????????????"
"There are only two types of guys that don't masturbate Those with no hands and those with no dick"
"Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth? He wanted to smoke a joint!"
"I've just been fired from my job at the clock-making factory... ...must have been all those extra hours I've been putting in."
"It might be time to diet when you ask Siri to call your "" boyfriend"" and she dial's up Domino's pizza"
"I hate it when engineering students refer to themselves as engineers... Like you don't see med students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves unemployed."
"Why is Dave Mustaine described as ""heavy metal""? Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)"