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Joke of the Day
"Why dont witches wear underwear? So they can get a good grip on the broomstick"
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"You're not going to believe this CLICK BAITED SUCKAHS"
"Laziness is when a person doesn't fake that he's working."
"What do you call a cow with only three legs? A wonky."
"What does a drama student do while stuck in Math class? she cos(plays)"
"I cant comprehend constipation That shit is too deep"
"Limerick There was this baker from South Carolina Who stuck an eggbeater in her vagina The cakes she would glaze In an orgasmic haze And her screams they would rattle the china"
"Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one."
"How to get a job... Interviewer: ""What's your biggest weakness?"" Interviewee: ""I never learn from my mistakes"" Interviewer: ""Oh, why's that?"" Interviewee: ""I never make any"""
"What did the bread say after its massage? Ahh, I kneaded that."