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Joke of the Day

"Jokes about white sugar are rare... but brown sugar, Demerara."

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"I was in the supermarket when I got a message on my phone telling me there were 24 singles in my area, Think I'm going to delete the Kraft Cheese app."
"I'm white, but not ""tell people that life is beautiful"" white."
"What's a golfer's favourite song? Fairway to Heaven"
"Ghost joke How could a ghost have two moms One of them has to be a transparent"
"What's a ghost like to drink on the weekend? Booze (Kill me now)"
"The Japenese Way of Death by Harri Kirri"
"Somewhere in this world, a woman is giving birth to a baby every 3 seconds. We have to find this woman and stop her."
"Why can't you trust atoms? Because they make up everything."
"Mr.Bond caught pants down ""Ah, Mr Bond, I-"" *closes laptop lid and pulls up trousers* ""-wasn't expecting you."""