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Joke of the Day
"What are Starbucks two shipping options? Ground and federal expresso"
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"Q: How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: It was supposed to be in place last week!"
"How do you say ""bra"" in German? Stopsemfromfloppin"
"What Did H Say 2 O? Water you doing?"
"I was sad when I learned Steve Irwin died... .. but at least he died the same way he lived: with animals in his heart."
"Gay guys are fucking assholes."
"There's a girl that I hate in my office that's white but looks like 'Precious'. I've been calling her ""Pressure"" & blaming my farts on her."
"Yo mama is so fat... That Seaworld is looking for her to make sure she no longer breeds."
"My iPhone is like my girlfriend Doesn't blow"
"What do you call the blood that comes out when teenagers cut themselves? Emoglobin."