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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: It was supposed to be in place last week!"

"When your wife says she needs a new broom it's best not to ask if she broke the last one in a crash landing."

"You have to keep changing your clocks for daylight savings Aint nobody got time fo dat shit but apparently errybody got time fo dat shit."

"Just found a $5 bill in the dryer. -Adds money laundering to criminal resume."

"If Seal was my friend, I would never miss an opportunity to ask him, ""Wanna go clubbing?"""

"My coworker said my clothes looked gay. I responded with ""Well they did come out of the closet today."""

"If Hooters had delivery, would they be called knockers?"

"Biology joke A brother and sister are in the womb together, the sister kicks his foot and he says ""hey that's mitosis"". That is my original joke I made A few years ago."

"How many lead trumpets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, he just holds the light bulb up, and the world revolves around him."

"A hobo and a goat are hiking up a small mountain. Who is the hill-billy?"