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Joke of the Day

"A blonde and a brunette are discussing the previous night out... The brunette says, ""Last night I slept with a Brazilian."" ""Oh my god!"" the blonde replies. ""How many is THAT?"""

"Why did Hitler need glasses? He could NAZI"

"Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine? He knew better than to drink and derive."

"I like to send out texts saying ""Hey, I got a new phone and lost your number. Can I have it again?"" Just to see who`s dumb enough."

"""Any idea how to make a lasagne, Barry?"" ""Not a clue mate, but I Bechemal would know"""

"Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it's two-tired."

"Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to do it and one to steady the chandelier. A: None they only screw the poor"

"I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts.... she gave me change!"

"What's the difference between a horse? The orange has handlebars"

"Why do black people play basketball? Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal."