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Joke of the Day

"Ted has split personalities. This shows in his behaviour to his girlfriend. He's a dick Ted to her."

"i have been told spending the night in this haunted house will grant me immunity from being pranked or fooled on the april fool day"

"Why did the hipster burn his mustache on his coffee? ...he was totally drinking it before it was cool."

"I once knew a bald guy who liked to draw rabbits on his head but from a distance they looked like hares"

"How many goals did Germany score? gerMANY"

"Time for a Pao wow... Feel free to express how you really feel..."

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? 0"

"Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains? He had loco motives."

"What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone."

"Beyonce was Destiny's Child. The other two were adopted."