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Joke of the Day

"My 5 year old set up the lemonade stand all by himself and, while I'm proud of him, I doubt he'll make a lot of sales in the backyard."

"Why don t women have men s brains? Because they don't have penises to put them in"

"I don't let my kids go online. There's too many PDF files on there!"

"Boy, do I love soccer It's the only sport where the fans are tougher then the players."

"Whoever thought of appetizers was literally like ""we should pregame this food w more food"" and I think that's really beautiful"

"Did you hear that Bruce Willis is going to star in a movie where he goes undercover as an elderly nun? It's called Old Habits Die Hard"

"How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from."

"What do you call a swashbuckler when he noticed you? A senpairate."

"Heard a great black joke today. Have you guys heard the one about the honest hard working black guy? Me neither."

"I was going to tell you guys a joke about my poop but.... It's too corny"