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Joke of the Day
"I was going to tell you guys a joke about my poop but.... It's too corny"
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"Robot Nerves Why are robots never afraid? Because they have nerves of steel"
"Yoga bends. Yoga stretches. Yoga realizes is out of shape. Yoga pants."
"Got an e-mail today from a ""bored housewife 34, looking for some action!"", so I sent her my ironing, that'll keep her busy."
"So many women in the world, but out of all the men in the world who has the best picks? Probably climbers and miners."
"What does your mom and your driveway have in common? They both have a GARBAGE box."
"Trump: ""Knock knock."" Donald Trump: ""Knock knock."" - Who's there? ""No way-Jose"" - No way-Jose who? ""No way-Jose getting over that fucking WALL"""
"Chuck Norris was once bitten by a cobra... After three days of excruciating pain, the cobra died."
"Cheers to the freakin weekend *lays in bed for 2 days straight*"
"No wonder I'm waiting for my Prince His white horse has ended up in the lasagna"