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Joke of the Day

"Just because I don't talk to you, or text you first, doesn't mean I don't miss you. I'm just waiting for you to miss me."

"A black guy walks into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder The bartender then says ""Well that's special, where did you get it?"" ""Africa"" says the parrot"

"Even the name ""OK Cupid"" sounds like you're telling love to, like, settle down."

"How does Sean Connery shave? Ctrl+esh"

"What's the difference between a kidney bean and a chickpea? I've never had a kidney bean on my face."

"A man walks into a convenience store.. A man walks into a convenience store to buy a pack of condoms .. The clerk asks if he would like a bag .. He responds ""No thanks, she's not that ugly,"""

"What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A BMW's pricks are on the inside!"

"There's a black guy in my family tree... He's hanging in the backyard."

"Whenever I hear a Mexican talking excitedly, I always imagine him explaining food, soccer or that someone is stuck in a barbed wire fence."

"All these knights going on a quest for the Holy Grail was a waste. They should've just asked their moms. Moms can find anything."