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Joke of the Day

"As a child I was absolutely terrified of weather forecasters ..until I realised they weren't to scale."

"person: what is your dog's name me: he won't say"

"What's 11q minus 1q? You're welcome."

"In a movie theater crowd watches a movie. During funny moments only one person laughs. Confusingly, he turns around and explains: ""Sorry, I haven't seen the trailer."""

"If I ever become a ghost, I sure hope they have some options other than pottery."

"jared from Subway What's jared's favorite sub? A junior with meatballs!"

"I did a Marquez impression in the hood... ... I was the magical realest."

"Where did little Timmy go during the bombing? Everywhere"

"I feel like my rear end turns into Billy Mayes whenever I get diarrhea... ""Butt wait, there's more!"""

"So it turns out that my girlfriend has been starring in amateur voyeurism porn videos. Boy is she going to be pissed when she finds out!"