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Joke of the Day

"In a movie theater crowd watches a movie. During funny moments only one person laughs. Confusingly, he turns around and explains: ""Sorry, I haven't seen the trailer."""

"What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home? The shadow of his former shelf."

"Can a ninja throw projectile weapons? Shuriken!"

"The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score."

"What kind of hair do oceans have ? Wavy !"

"you think YOU'RE tired. I'm even MORE tired for the reasons I'm about to list. This is a competition for some reason."

"What do old women and cottage cheese have in common? They come in chunks."

"If by ""physically fit"" you mean that I am going to physically fit this entire cupcake into my mouth then yes."

"ADDING BLONDE Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key."

"What's better than roses on your piano? (PG13) Tulips on your organ."