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Joke of the Day

"In a movie theater crowd watches a movie. During funny moments only one person laughs. Confusingly, he turns around and explains: ""Sorry, I haven't seen the trailer."""

"Horses are vegans, too, yet you don't hear them yapping on and on about it do you?"

"I would tell you a joke about Iowa... ...but it'd be pretty corny."

"A banana went to see the doctor and was like ""doc I don't know what's wrong with me, I'm just not peeling well"""

"Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim."

"What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room? A full set of teeth"

"I for one... ... love Roman numerals."

"What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? (you're mom can't take a joke)"

"What do you call a former member of ISIS? WASWAS"

"I really like some metamorphic rocks... They're the schist!"