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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole??? A 30 foot cock that helps you reach out and touch someone!"

"inspired by the recent election, i'm going to run for president the first step will be to change my name to ""none of the above""."

"What's the difference between a job and a wife? After 10 years, the job still sucks."

"What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur? Sir Lunchalot."

"I live in fear that one day the real ""World's Greatest Dad"" is going to show up to reclaim his rightful mug."

"Why did the vegetable band break up? They couldn't keep a beet."

"Being a parent means often saying your child is shy rather than ""he sees how creepy u are, that's why he doesn't want to shake your hand""."

"Nothing says I mean business' like using a grocery cart at the liquor store."

"So apparently... So apparently a new study shows that 98% of black people prefer to have sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison."

"If a white girl goes to starbucks and doesn't post a picture on instagram, did she really go to starbucks at all?"