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Joke of the Day
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You don't know?"
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"I got a phone call from a girl saying ""Come over! No one's home!"" I went over and no one was home -Rodney Dangerfield"
"I swear, if the paper were better quality, I would wipe my ass with all these fucking reports I have to print out all the fucking time"
"Customer: Waiter this soup tastes funny. Waiter: So laugh sir."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit? A dead rabbit with a big hole."
"4 types of orgasms [video] [I think the video form is much better](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLckTJTwRYk). It's SFW btw."
"""I'M GOING BANANAS!!!"" ...is what I tell my bananas when I leave the house."
"reflection on human being in the world there are two kinds of persons: those who finish what they started and those"
"I've limited my friends to 3 people that know how to split a dinner bill w/o causing a fiasco and life has been awesome since."
"Yo mama So fat I can stand on her belly and high five Jesus -Merry Xmas"