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Joke of the Day

"reflection on human being in the world there are two kinds of persons: those who finish what they started and those"

"KNOCK KNOCK... Who's there? Kicks! Kicks who? Kicks Ronda Rousey for the Knock out!"

"A Canadian and a Saudi Arabian had a baby... They named it Yasir Youbetcha"

"Sweet Wife: Do you love me.... Sweet Wife: Do you love me just because my father left a lot of money for me? Naughty Husband: Not-at-all honey. I would love you no matter who left money for you."

"Bird flu epidemic or pun?"

"What do Pokemon Go and Tinder have in common? Both give you a good chance of catching something"

"What's Pamela Andersons favorite soda? Hepsi!"

"Fords coming out with heated tailgates. So your hands stay warm while you're pushing it home."

"Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years? I don't have 2020 vision."

"What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint? Catholic"