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Joke of the Day
"Like most movies. My uncle showed me big things in his trailer."
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"A birth certificate is a basically a baby receipt."
"I asked my friend with an extra chromosome if he wanted to hang out... He said he was down"
"Two deer walk out of a bar. One turns to the other in disgust and says, ""I can't believe you blew 20 bucks in there."""
"My grandmother died a few weeks ago. We had her cremated. We think that's what killed her."
"You can literally take anything from anyone as long as you shout ""police emergency"" and run away"
"What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard? We're Snowden!"
"What did the Alabama Police officer call the black guy who had been shot 6 times in the head? The worst case of suicide he ever saw"
"If you walk into the bathroom an American and walk out an American, what are you in the bathroom? European."
"What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ? South Korean BBQ has more Seoul"