1944
Joke of the Day
"I'd also tell you a joke about how my balls hang. . . But that's too low."
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"Gentleman My penis is so polite, it stands up so girls have a place to sit down."
"Why is saying "" I'm sorry"" and ""I apologize"" mean the same thing... ...unless your at a funeral."
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