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Joke of the Day

"Why is Six afraid of Seven Because Seven is a Six offender."

"Dear President of Mexico, DO NOT fall for Trump's old trick where he mumbles ""guypayingtobuildthewallsayswhat?"" and you say ""What?"""

"America, you're fired. Love, United Nations"

"BREAKING NEWS: Overworked Janitor Sweeps the Nation."

"I told a friend of mine that me and other friends were talking about him behind his back. He told me, ""You disgust me."" And I said, ""Yes. Yes we did."""

"dates 1-4: let me tell u about my extremely normal hobbies and interests date 5: i don't think the moon is real"

"Did you hear about the dog who went to the flea circus? He stole the show."

"Did you hear about the baker's son? He was in-bred."

"I've always thought chicken breasts just come from female chickens, but it turns out they come from males as well. I suppose that means that I've literally eaten a ton of cock in my life."

"Me: *quickly flips through each layer of a Big Mac like a wad of cash* McDonald's employee: [nervously assuring me] it's all there I swear."