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Joke of the Day
"Why does tigger have no friends? Because he plays with pooh."
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"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who understand binary, those who don't, those who think this joke is in base 3, and those who know this joke is in base 4."
"Woman sends emotional text that's 5 paragraphs long. Man responds with ""k."" Woman spontaneously combusts."
"To all the US redditors, remember to set the clock back an hour on Sunday and not set the country back 50 years on Tuesday."
"A priest and a rabbi are sitting on a park bench... when a little boy, around 9 years old passes them by. ""Wanna fuck him?"" asks the priest. ""Out of what?"" the rabbi replies."
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"What's a Sikh's favourite kind of joke? A Nanak Nanak joke."
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"What is another name for Santa's elves? Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone."
"What did Jeffery Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbitt? ""You going to eat that?"""