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Joke of the Day
"How many mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one."
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"What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's? A Friar"
"What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot? let me be your *soil*mate"
"I was accused of plagiarism... Their words, not mine"
"Fishing... It's like sex. The less you get the more you lie."
"I went to the Zoo once. It had only one dog. It was a Shitzu."
"Are you the 7th planet from the sun? Cause I sure would like to probe Uranus."
"Know why Jedi don't get married? Because they know divorce will be with them. Always."
"Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order? They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane."
"My boyfriend is not gay!! So please next time you see him with some girls dnt come telling me."