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Joke of the Day
"How many mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one."
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"Just watched Starwars The Force Awakend It felt kind of forced"
"My Dad just told me I looked like Jesus. I think he has a God complex."
"dry skin? flaky scalp? discoloration? scaling? tongue bifurcating all by itself? hissing? legs fusing together? recently evicted a gypsy?"
"""I've been trying to recapture my lost youth... I really need to get that cellar door fixed."" ^^^^^^. ^^^^^^^. Gary Delaney."
"There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live."
"How do you frighten a Bee? Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!"
"How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE."
"Looks like Black Friday started early in Ferguson"
"[in the insect dissection room] Your fly is open."