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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's? A Friar"

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? Ye'd think it was R, but his first love be the C."

"Due to the impending snowstorm on the east coast The center for Global Warming research will be closed due to blizzard until further notice."

"CRICKET Q: If you had one cricket ball in one hand and another cricket ball in your other hand, what would you have? A: A bloody big cricket."

"You can lead a horse to water... but jet fuel can't melt steel beams."

"What's the least spoken language in the world? Sign language."

"I don't have a friend called Louise. If I did I would always be saying ""Jeez Louise"" to her. Then I wouldn't have a friend called Louise."

"What do elves learn at school? The elf-abet!"

"I spend like $600 every month on free trials for stuff I forgot to cancel."

"What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use? A salt rifle."