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Joke of the Day
"What's better than four roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ."
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"My friends dared me to take Viagra and a laxative at the same time. So I went and sat on the toilet and I couldn't tell if I was cumming or going."
"Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it."
"I used to be into S&M. And necrophilia. And bestiality. Then I realized I was beating a dead horse."
"What did the drowning number theorist say? logloglogloglogloglogloglogloglog"
"In Russia, Vladimir Putin has said that the killers of Nemtsov ""will be ruthlessly hunted down."" He added, ""It's cheaper than paying them"""
"[Pun] Why did Henry invent the assembly line? He couldn't a-Ford not to. *bad-dum tish*"
"MTV has ordered a reality show to follow a group of virgins. That sounds very interesting and riveting and get that camera out of my face."
"A girl posted on FB: ""Sum 1 Cum 2 ma house nd sav me frm boredom"" A guy replied: ""sending an English teacher immediately"""
"(NSFW) My girlfriend dumped me because I couldn't give her the 12 inches she deserved.. I told that bitch ""I don't cut 2 inches off for anybody!"""