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Joke of the Day

"America and Britain are in a race... to see who can fuck up their country more. Britain is winning at the moment but America sure has a Trump card."

"Do you know why sharks don't eat clowns? They taste funny."

"Teacher: I see you don't cut your hair any longer. Fred: No sir I cut it shorter."

"My sister is gifting me some rain forest this Christmas... Is it possible to hire some local loggers or will I have to travel to Brazil and cut it down myself?"

"Kid Rock must be an Adult Rock by now."

"Do scooby got a booty? Scooby doo."

"Euphemism? I 'ardly know 'im!"

"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a bag of shit? The bag."

"HER: it's over between us ME: is it because of all my embroidery puns? HER: I thought you would stop ME: sew it seamed"

"When Scarlett Witch was at the Avengers HQ... you could say she needed...adult super Vision."