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Joke of the Day
"Dog: Me: Dog: Me: Dog: *spits out pill* Me: DAMMIT!"
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"With the concerns over water quality at the upcoming Rio Olympic games, I think we should ask, what would Jesus do? Walk on water, he ain't swimming in that filth."
"I wanted to set my password as madeline But apparently that's taken."
"Might I integrate your curves tonight?"
"ME: who's a good boy!! DOG: did you just misgender me you genderphobic heteronormative piece of shit ME: what DOG: bark"
"Ok how about a nail polish line for office ladies with colors like Legal pad, Non-dairy creamer, Mug stain, Excel, Boss neck..."
"What do you call a geologist who can't hear? Stone deaf..."
"My Social Studies classes never taught me relevant social topics like ""How to ask a girl out,"" ""How much to pay her,"" or ""Will HIV kill me?"""
"What did one font say to the other while at the beach? ""Serifs up, dude!"""
"Confucius say Woman with big balloons has high rise accommodation."