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Joke of the Day

"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, now it's offensive to talk about."

"Don't cry over spilled milk. And broken eggs. And a violated ham. And-FINE, I'LL LEAVE. This isn't the only grocery store in town, you know."

"What do you mean I can't change the past? *logs on to Wikipedia*"

"Nudist's have the right idea.. Screw laundry!"

"I'd quit drinking if the lime wedge on my vodka soda wasn't the only thing keeping me from getting scurvy."

"""A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered drawer ."""

"Stubbed my toe this morning. It's because I received a chain letter in 1992 and only sent it to four of my friends."

"What would you find on a German fire truck? Ladder-hosen"

"I can go from 2 to 0 testicles in 1.0 spiders."

"The record companies have done a good job of fighting piracy by releasing music no one wants to steal."