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Joke of the Day
"You know what I love about world history? ... It's a long story"
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"Hillary Clinton came out with a new campaign slogan in response to Sanders' ""Feel the Bern"" Its called ""Feel the Clit"""
"I like my girls like Han from Star Wars with a hairy Wookie."
"You know what keeps me up at night? Pauly Shore has turned down more hot women than I will ever, ever meet. Pauly. Shore."
"Judge: ""Reason for divorce?"" Me: ""Reconcilable differences."" Judge: ""Don't you mean irreconcilable?"" Me: ""Ugh. You sound just like her."""
"How do you call a nazi that doesn't react? A neon nazi"
"Get rich or die of poverty-related causes"
"Jeffrey Tambor walks into a bar and spots Stephen Tobolowsky... He says, ""Have I seen you somewhere before?"""
"2000 years ago somewhere in the Middle East 'I do not care who your father is. When I am out here fishing you do not walk on the water...'"
"What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards? A receding HARE line!"