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Joke of the Day

"I got arrested today for masturbating in public My lawyer then told me that we'd beat this together."

"What's the best name for a cigarette company? TOBA Co"

"So a chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar... ...to help his friends change a lightbulb"

"I texted someone ""hell yeah,"" but autocorrect changed it to ""hell year"" because even our phones know."

"Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered six offender."

"What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ? Addercadabra and abradacobra !"

"Did you know this about Jared from Subway? He lost 250 pounds eating their sandwiches."

"That awkward moment when the garbage goes out more than you."

"A Trump Irony How is Trump going to keep immigrants out if he can't keep protesters from crashing his rally?"

"Another Sunday at Gym Church w/ Pastor Pumpz. We sang ""My Bod is an Awesome Bod"", ""Bod is Great Bod is Good"", and ""Be Thou My Protein"""