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Joke of the Day

"Another Sunday at Gym Church w/ Pastor Pumpz. We sang ""My Bod is an Awesome Bod"", ""Bod is Great Bod is Good"", and ""Be Thou My Protein"""

"LPT. Before making any promises to a girl, masturbate twice. It may change your opinion."

"Did you hear about the 2 Dish antennas that fell in love and got married? The service was terrible but the reception was OK when it wasn't raining."

"Why do hunters close one eye before shooting? Because if they close the other, they can't see!"

"Your face... ...looks like it caught on fire and somebody tried to put it out with a hammer."

"Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in."

"Why do feminists hate the portrayal of women in the media? Because only men can be seXY."

"What's white at the top and black at the bottom? Society"

"My son can't handle going to camp this year. It's in tents"

"I'm only putting a picture of me in my locket. This proves I'm independent."