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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ? Addercadabra and abradacobra !"

"Where do they weigh whales? At the whale weigh station of course."

"Where you do see yourself in five years? I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision!"

"Sorry I'm shit faced Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen? There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn."

"How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool? Say ""hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"""

"Why can't you reveal someone's private information online while flying? Because that would be a para-dox."

"I'll accept the consequences but in my defense, it was a double dare.. Judge: well in that case, I triple dog dare you 60 days in jail."

"Did you know Captain Kirk has three ears? Left ear, right ear... and final front ear."

"Why would Donald Trump want to lose the election? Winning means he'd need to live in a smaller house in a black neighborhood"

"A pedophile and an 8 year old are walking into the forest.. The kid says to the pedo, ""I am scared"" The pedo replies, ""You're scared?? I have to walk back alone!"""