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Joke of the Day

"Part of the Reddit fence got ripped out of the ground by a tornado. We've been having to do a lot of re-posting."

"What sea creature is regularly featured in The Walking Dead? CORAL"

"What's white, big and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A fridge."

"""Your keys are over THERE."" - Wow. You have eagle eyes! ""Yup. My vision is 20/20."" - No. I mean they're small, beady & kinda close together."

"Dude it's 2014 if your kids aren't sending nudes left and right and cross platform then you gotta worry about their technological literacy."

"I can't get enough minimalism."

"My dentist asked me if I had a problem with my gums bleeding. You'd have to be really laid back to not have a problem with that."

"'Winter Wonderland' is my favourite song about building a snowman that you will potentially have sex with later"

"People on Death row probably don't think it's funny when the President pardons the turkeys for Thanksgiving."

"prayers by believers to a ""Sweet Jesus"" imply additional deities: Sour Jesus, Salty Jesus, Umami Jesus and, most frighteningly, Bitter Jesus"