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Joke of the Day
"What is black and knocking on the window from the inside? A baby in the oven."
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"Why do women like Ryan Gosling? Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share."
"What would /u/doubledickdude's band be called? The Tu-Wang Clan"
"My Grandad spent most of the war on the lookout out for German bombers. He was a lifeguard at Berlin Swimming Baths."
"Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned? So Catholics could do this [makes the sign of the cross], instead of this [bangs self in head with fists]."
"What is cowhide mostly used for? Keeping cows from falling apart."
"A poem for r/Jokes ""Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog."""
"A girl told me that I have a really strong tongue today. It was my dentist holding my tongue back as the other one was filling a cavity."
"If you're happy and you know it go to hell"
"Q: What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President? A: A competent liberal President."