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Joke of the Day
"What is black and knocking on the window from the inside? A baby in the oven."
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"I saw these two blind guys about to fight and I shouted, ""My money's on the one with the knife."" You should have seen how fast they both ran off."
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"I would like to make a masturbation joke But today that would be way to corny"
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